2008

thursday's to do list.

Marry Agent Mulder Move to Brooklyn Invent something just to make an infomercial about it Sleep

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About last night

tucker: topherchris: Re: New to Tumblr? Here are some topics to get you started. So Barack Obama...

must sleep.

I’m way too tired (and will include lots of spoilers) if I elaborate on this now but...

plop.

ev1luti0n: some lady on dr. phil is talking about how her uterus fell out of her body
mlue : did you get my article about that earlier?
mlue : it was how a lady put a potato in there to keep it from falling out
mlue: apparently it happens alot
ev1luti0n: it happened to my great grandmother
ev1luti0n: :/
ev1luti0n: i believe there's a spell you can cast
ev1luti0n: to make a womans uterus fall out
pilot: hahahhaahha
pilot: oh my god
pilot: i would be so amused if my uterus fell out
ev1luti0n: i wanted to ask "does it like fall out on the floor when you're wearing a dress?"
ev1luti0n: but then she explained that it just hangs out
ev1luti0n: like the drunks by the liqour store

(via bullshit)

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siddman: logan85: WTF?

“Boys and Girls in America and records previous dealt with...”
— Craig Finn of The Hold Steady....

let's be flickr contacts.

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“Everything passes, everything changes. Just do what you...”
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I’ve watched 120 movies since January. I need to do something productive with my life.

“That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I...”
— Women by Charles Bukowski. I...

summer muxtape.

“The extraordinary achievement of...

<3 jason segel and this movie.

our new roommate, natalie midwood.

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this is what i’ve been watching for the last nine and...

now that it’s available in girly sizes, i have no...

july.

Rabbit, Rabbit.

“Per the title, Stay Positive is remarkably...

“They don’t even know what it is to be a fan....”
— Almost Famous

“The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever...”
— Chuck Palahniuk (via...

http://www.myspace.com/broosevelts They put up their new...

“All you need is a Metrocard, drug habit and an STD, and you...”
— JorgeLuisGorgeous (via...

Michel Gondry picks 25 Classic Music Videos.

I love XKCD.

You Shall Know Our Velocity by Dave...

<p align=justify>”I was feeling everything much too much. Everything was pulling at my...

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story of my life. (from natalie dee)

my life will be ruined come october.

“yOU HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL OCTOBER BECAUSE THEY SAY THIS IS GOING TO BE BETTER THAN ROCK STAR...

(via lessonsinloneliness)

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i can’t tell if this was really awful or if the twist...

“you remind me of home: in a suburban town with nothing to...”
— ben gibbard (“you remind...

yes.

futurama understands that my addiction to wine is the only...

“I have a hyperactive imagination. My mind tends to jump...”
— Annie Hall

<3

“That’s the thing I’ll miss most, when I miss it – the life...”
— Jason Mulgrew on leaving NYC...

via postsecret. I hope my Dad never has to go back.

The 10 Most Worthless College Majors

dazzlingdelta: racheloakes: nycmeetups: lets go lets go...

32 minutes into the season finale.

Sorry John Locke, but Benjamin Linus is officially my favorite character on Lost.  And I can’t...

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Previously On Lost (band)

“If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books,...”
— John Waters (via antoinetta)...

i’m not very good at being an adult.

“Since Alice had never received any religious instruction,...”
— Kurt Vonnegut (via talby)

dear summer,

stop being so boring.

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The Hold Steady: Boys and Girls in America

Sylvia Plath

degrassi.

<mlue> so that's just like being a gay but not having anal
<sadpanda> only gay if the balls touch
<sadpanda> which
<sadpanda> and i have thought about it
<sadpanda> is kinda awkward
<sadpanda> if you think about it logistically from a hetero standpoint

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grilling bacon outside at 3:30am on a monday. hello, summer.

I don’t know why but I’ve been trying to get my roommate to agree to puke with me...

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<pilot> i'm just working to make enough to support my wine habit once i turn twenty-one
<gamlinlarsen> i love america because of pilot, entirely

1000lolz: Which is worse?

happy mother’s day! 

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“oh how about a story where you start this secret underground...”
— treelove via oink. i hate...

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(via supfoo)

“what if you just filled a mailbox with fucking pudding and...”
— i need a new roommate.

Seriously.

Did Nelly come out with a summer anthem this year? Because, man, do I miss “Hot In...

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boringloser: What ever happened to Jena Malone? This, unfortunately.

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if i could be one unborn baby...

http://myspace.com/theantlers ps, i love my new camera.  

“I also think that my party can be smug, detached, and...”
— Barack Obama (via azspot) (via...

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“[George Bush is not] the worst president ever. The worst...”
— Greg Giraldo

In honor of my raptor t-shirt. And the fact that every time...

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“You used to be able to tell the difference between hipsters...”
— Chuck Klosterman.

“I know some things I’d rather not, like the time ahead...”
— Ted Leo & The...

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I am drinking wine and listening to Piebald. Don’t make me go home.

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“If you like the National, then you are going to love...”
— i hate my friends

Holy Lord, this is funny. Taken from...

Ok. So I'm riding the train home from the mall today around noon. I'm sitting at the back listening to my iPod when these two dudes come up to me. One was a weird looking black dude and his friend was, what looked to be, a white nerd.
They come up to me, and this is how the conversation goes:
White guy: Hey, mannn
Me: ?
Black guy: You like rap?
Me: Uhhh, yeah?
Black guy: Alright, man. You need to check out our mixtape. It's only $1. We're the "Dream Team"
Me: ....
So now I'm interested to see what these clowns are made of. I give them $1 and take the Memorex CD and drop it in my bag.
When I get home I put the CD in my computer and see there is only one 3-minute track. I give the immediate : \
I rip the song onto my computer and play it.
All of the sudden I'm taken over by annoying synthesizers and badly placed drum beats.
"This sounds familiar"
And I hear those haunting words......."We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I.."
I realized I just PAYED to be Rick Rolled.

he’s got my vote.

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I'm going. So should you.

Is America Ready For A Black President?

sleep deprived.

<pilot> why am i shaking like a motherfucker
<sadpanda> are you holding a poloriod picture
<sadpanda> could explain it

i bought this shirt from xkcd instead of going grocery...

gamlinlarsen: raptor-gamlin is watching your...

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oink strikes again.

<sadpanda> hymen? i barely knew him

i’m not immature. really. 

bad idea: drinking before noon on campus just because i don’t have class until 4:30.

i saw be kind rewind yesterday. i love everything about...

Paint It Black / Strike Anywhere @ The Knitting Factory....

winter feels so long this year. i don’t have the energy for more cold weather. get warmer, get...

The new Converse “Connectivity” campaign...